Saturday, August 18, 2012

Laws of...................

Originally published on Multiply October 29th 2006


1. Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to

itch.



2. Anthony's Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



3. Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.



4. Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat

tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.



5. O'brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster

than the one you are in now.



6. Bell's Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



7. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.



8. Willoughby's Law:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



9. Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



10. Breda's Rule:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive

last.



11. Owen's Law:

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you

to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.



12. Howden's Law:

You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the

mailbox.



And the last and best :

13. Murphy's Law

What has to go wrong will go wrong



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